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It's like they want us to be Denmark or something!
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Oh No, Is Jesus Also On Trial For Inflating The Value Of His Properties By Billions? How Embarrassing.
You wouldn't think Jesus would pull shit like that.
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Trump Civil Trial Gets Off To Smashing Start. And He Hasn't Even Taken The Stand Yet!
You can move to Florida, but you can never leave New York.
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NC Classical Station Scandalized By Operas About Anti-Death Penalty Nuns, Gay People, Malcolm X
The station will not air several Met productions it has deemed "offensive" this year.
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MAGA Idiots Trying So Hard To Convince Us Jamaal Bowman's Fire Alarm Is More January 6 Than January 6
Also being super white supremacist about it, SURPRISE.
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