'Fake Melania' Is The Conspiracy Theory We All Need To Believe In Right Now

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A new conspiracy theory has emerged on the internet, and for once, it is actually quite delightful! Not in the "oh my god they think spraying vinegar into the air will keep the chemtrails away?" way, but in the "I WANT TO BELIEVE" kind. And that is the theory that Melania Trump has a body double who has been making appearances for her.

According to some internet folks, the Melania we see in this interview has a TOTALLY DIFFERENT NOSE from the real Melania. Sure, you could say she is maybe just wearing weird glasses, but what is the fun in that?

Robyn Pennacchia

Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. In addition to her work at Wonkette, she also has a biweekly column at Dame. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse

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