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A Children’s Treasury of Facebook Idiots Disagreeing With Palin On Koran Burn

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Last night (which is last Sunday, in the Alaska time zone), Sarah Palinput up a Facebook message coming out against the burning of Korans by that nobody pastor. But wait, doesn't she usually bait her followers and their hatred of Muslins? This made many of them VERY ANGRY. How can the queen of dumb white people not want to kill all Muslims and destroy everything they hold dear? These folks have been raging in the comments. Usually, Sarah Palin has people that delete comments of Facebookers who disagree with her, but this time the torrent of hilarious, poorly spelled hatred cannot be held back.


This one is a little hard to decipher, but here we have to understand that "rubbing pig blood on a masque" is a very good thing that we should all do in our spare time. (All the other masked guests at the ball will be very impressed.)

This is somebody's grandma, and she knows all about being a brave detective because of her favorite program, Murder She Wrote.

Oooh, those dastardly Muslims and their modern Internet "e-moms!"

Here we see evidence that Palin's people are deleting dissenting comments. We applaud this chimpanzee on its self-awareness to be able to recognize it can sometimes disagree with Sarah Palin.

If you haven't noticed, yes, it's only the dissenting comments that get "liked." Especially comments about busts of Frédéric Chopin, which we agree aren't offensive.

Yes, now Sarah Palin and these idiot middle-aged commenters will have sex with you, sir.

And finally that lady with the boobs chimes in. [Facebook]

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It's Sunday, and that means it's time for a break from the ongoing grind of awfulness out there. Let's dive into some cool, funny, thoughtful stuff to fortify ourselves before we get back to the daily madness, shall we?

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After watching President Arty McDeals twist in the wind for a month, IRL politician Mitch McConnell finally decided to throw the mook a lifeline. Despite constant screaming about women with duct tape over their mouths, Trump is getting blamed for the shutdown and even his own supporters are starting to turn on him. So Ol' Yertle summoned Mike Pence and Jared Kushner to his chambers for some #RealTalk.

"Tell Donald that he has to offer something so it looks like the Democrats are the ones who won't compromise." He said. (Probably.)

"That's great," squeaked young Jared (allegedly), "Democrats are desperate. We've got them right where we want them." McConnell blinked hard.

"No, Jared," he probably said. "They're not going to take the deal. We'd have more luck getting Mexico to pay for it. The point is to offer something silly so they turn us down, and then we try to convince the public that the shutdown is Democrats' fault."

"I don't get it," said Jared (allegedly), as Mother's boy Pence furrowed his brow and sighed through his nose. (Not allegedly, it's his signature move.)

"I know," Mitch might have said. "Believe me, I know."

Which is how President Teleprompter wound up giving a MAJOR ADDRESS yesterday offering to hold off on deporting some of the Dream Act kids for a hot second if Democrats will just give him $5.7 billion for WALL and let him expel future child arrivals without a hearing. Trump himself rescinded protections for up to a million immigrants brought here as kids as soon as he took office, but he'll let some of those hostages go if Democrats will just give him cash for that WALL that Mexico is "indirectly" paying for. Heck, he'll even let 300,000 people who fled war and natural disasters and put down roots here over decades to stay a little longer, if that's what it takes. He plans to deport them all in three years anyway, or else use them for another round of hostage negotiations. (If we re-elect That Orange Idiot, spit on the ground/sign of the horns/God forbid.)

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