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Uhh, Walnuts ....Oh, America, what will we do without our Long National Election Nightmare? We'll do what we always do: Gossip, "scoops," Joe Biden gaffes, etc. Joe Lieberman! That will be funny, whatever happens to old anus-face. And we've already lost so many seemingly irreplaceable human jokes, and it turned out that they were all immediately forgettable, too: Drunken Jenna & Barbara, Krazy Katherine Harris, folksy moron "Hollywood Fred" Thompson, rat-faced fascist Rudy Giuliani in his ladies' clothes, gay instant-message masturbator Mark Foley, all the hilarious racists such as Jesse Helms and Zell Miller and Trent Lott, etc. So we'll soon forget all the dumb-ass attention whores who amused us this year, too. Let's start saying good-bye, together.


We first posted this wonderful commercial on November 14, 2006. Good-bye, Walnuts!

Oh, Meghan McCain! You tried so hard to turn your dad's long blunderful campaign into some kind of "job" or "purpose" for yourself. "McCain's Daughter Aims To Be Next Wonkette," read the Women's Wear Daily headline in September 2007. Well, that worked out about as well as your dad's campaign, but at least Wonkette's Jim Newell will always have "a thing" for you.

Oh, and we're not done with this twit "Joe the Plumber" yet, so we'll save his Final Good-bye for later today. Ugh.

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been imprisoned "placed."

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