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A Children's Treasury Of Random Photos Of Sarah Palin Or The RNC

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We've received hundreds of photos and Photoshops in the last few days about either Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin's spawn, or comical people in the Twin Cities for the convention. Since your male associate editor rarely wakes before noon, he misses many of these, but he'll try to post some of the better ones here. The above graphic, for example, is probably the best of the 20-30 different Juno knock-offs (or "knock-ups," HAHAHA WHEE) currently killing time in our inbox.


Here's the actual government building over which Sarah Palin presided only two years ago. It adjoins the Wasilla CHECK$ CA$HED chop shop and is a gunshot away from the local KFC/Taco Bell hybrid, or as Wasillans call it, "Grandma's trailer." For more comical shots of Wasilla we recommend this post on this fantastic Alaska blog that EVERYONE COOL IS READING NOW.

People love this "real picture" of Sarah Palin by the pool. Aren't all pools in Alaska frozen because of the snow?

Thank you to Wonkette drunk operative "Hat trick" for this photo of some guy offering to suck cock in St. Paul.

Lastly, here's a lovely picture of Sarah Palin in college, in Idaho! What a gal. Who gets skinnier after having five children? No one, which makes sense, because Sarah Palin has only had four children.

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Tim Scott, the Senate's sole black Republican, added some spice to my Thursday when he torpedoed the nomination of Oregon's Ryan Bounds to fill a seat on the Ninth US Circuit Court of Appeals. Why? He thought he was just too racist, and if you're too racist for the black Tea Party-endorsed senator from South Carolina, you're too racist to even operate a bad pizza chain.

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Voters in Oklahoma approved a June ballot initiative making medical marijuana legal, and in response, the state's Republican establishment has gone into full Reefer Madness Freakout Mode, certain that if anyone gets a prescription for wacky tobacky, folks will be smoking marijuana in Muskogee, and wearing roman sandals instead of leather boots. Among those getting in on the fun of a full-on political panic was Julie Ezell, the general counsel for the State Department of Health, who resigned last week after it was revealed she'd written threatening emails to herself and claimed they'd been sent by dangerous weed advocates. Ezell was charged Tuesday with making a false police report and generally being a narc in the incident. Authorities are said to be weighing an uptight buzzkill enhancement.

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