A Children's Treasury Of Rear-Entry Pictures From The Wonkette Drinky Thing In San Francisco


On the real, we had no idea -- after all you San Francisco Wonkeroos whined so very soulfully about the Holocaust -- worse than the Gestapo or even the IRS -- of having to take a bus to our latest meetup -- that the San Francisco Wonk would be such a handsome and superfun genus. Seriously, all y'all were gorgeous and superfun and nothing against LA or Detroit, but now those towns can suck it. A new bar has been set. Above is someone's butt. As usual, we will not identify commenters (and so many lurkers) who show up in the pix, but they may do so for themselves.

Most of these pix were taken by Glasspusher, we think, and some by mystery lady "Christine." We apologize for being in so many of them, but we looked kind of super awesome Friday night, so people couldn't really help taking our picture. Also, Extemporanus showed up late and he was shockingly handsome and 6-foot-6, for serious. If you would like to send more photos, we will update this post. As it is, you don't even get captions. We got shit to do.

UPDATE: Here's two more.

UPDATE AGAIN! Here is a weird thing our brother, Commie Bro (the handsome baldish dude in the black and white Western shirt) did, and that is an audio recording of forever. Please to enjoy.

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