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Back, and to the leftAs America mourns the suspicious death of "D.C. Madam" Deborah Jeane Palfrey and gives up hope that anyone or anything can bring down Dick Cheney (or even David Vitter), let's look back in anger at other recent suspicious suicides involving Our Federal Government. Did you know one of Palfrey's escort-service contractor ladies also supposedly hanged herself? And what about all these FBI targets and mysterious CIA agents meeting weird, tragic ends? WTF, people, WTF?


* Madam Palfrey wasn't the first woman to be found hanging dead in this whole D.C. escort scandal. That sad honor went to ex-University of Maryland professor and Washington prostitute Brandy Britton allegedly killed herself in her Ellicott City home last year. Last May, Palfrey told ABC News that Britton was her employee. [Crime Library]

* Joggers in Austin found 55-year-old schoolteacher and FBI target Riad Hamad drowned in Lady Bird Lake on April 17, his hands and legs bound in duct tape, which also covered his eyes. The local ACLU director immediately sent out an email calling Hamad's mysterious death a homicide, but Austin cops immediately ruled it "consistent with Hamad having done it himself." [Austin American-Statesman]

* Supposed CIA agent Roland Carnaby was shot dead by police in Houston after a traffic stop Tuesday. He carried a CIA ID, had a car full of "legally owned" guns, but was shot when he grabbed his Blackberry. Now the Central Intelligence Agency denies he was ever an employee. [Houston Chronicle]

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Hooray, it's time for yet another dispatch from Fox News's big fun week of failure. (No, we mean even more failure than usual.) While all of Twitter is being annoying and talking incessantly about nothing but Bran and Daenerys and Carl and Peg or whoever they are, we have been (ignoring it and) focusing on all Fox's sadness, starting with Pete Buttigieg's town hall, where he called Fox News a piece of shit to its face. Then we laughed and laughed at Fox News idiot Pete Hegseth, who is sending lots of begging to today's college graduates, that they might immediately get dropped on their heads and forget all their education, so they might grow up to be the Fox News viewers of the future.

Oh, and we haven't even had a chance to LOL at the epic hilarity of Steve Doocy trying to do man-on-the-street interviews in Midtown Manhattan, shoving the mic into the faces of New Yorkers who literally don't care if he goes and plays in traffic. That was fun!

But the point of this post is that we have finally learned what makes at least some Fox News viewers tick, and it is that Tucker Carlson "laughs like a girl." That is not us saying that, that is a Fox News fan lady telling the Washington Post's Erik Wemple why she loves Tucker Carlson so much.

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Old White Guys Try To Explain Abortion

Throwing the baby out with the bathwater. It's your Sunday show rundown!

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Michael is out, so I'm taking over your Sunday Show Rundown. This week everyone was talking about those awful abortion laws worming their way through state legislatures. As usual, most of the men were tripping on their dicks while trying to talk about vag. Luckily, there's enough women around to ladysplain things.

Bernie Sanders went on Meet the Press for the first time in FOREVER and played his greatest hits for all the kids. Sanders criticized Joe Biden's environmental policy (which is literally just "beat Trump"), stating that it wasn't "good enough." Sanders is right! (NO FIGHTING.)

SANDERS: Beating Trump is not good enough. You have to beat the fossil fuel industry, you have to take on all the forces of the status quo who do not want to move this country to energy efficiency and sustainable energy.

But then Chuck Todd asked Bernie a loaded question about women getting "sex-selective" abortions and the whole interview went off the rails. Bernie struggled to answer the dumbass question and came across looking stupid despite having spent the better part of the last week in Alabama railing against abortion bans.

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