A Children's Treasury Of Terrible Irish Songs For Barack O'bama
Why wait until tonight to get sick of goddamned St. Patrick's Day? Do it now! Did you know there are many "Irish songs" on the YouTube dedicated to the "Black Irish" candidacy of Barack "O'bama" Obama? Well, there are!
Somebody at Metafilter dug up these first two horrific examples. The first, of course, is the beloved idiot song "Danny Boy," which is about the pope fucking a child, in Ireland. And this next one is ... too horrible to really think about:
Are you ready to trade in that Irish Car Bomb for an actual bomb in your car, to kill you? Not quite yet? Then please enjoy this, which is by the Cranberries:
Fun fact: Obama really does have some "Irish relatives," but they weren't actually Irish -- they were the evil English protestant Crushers of Liberty who invaded Northern Ireland during the Mews Orange Massacre or something.