Scientists and economists have been offered $10,000 each by a lobby group funded by one of the world's largest oil companies to undermine a major climate change report due to be published today.
Dear American Enterprise Institute:
Global warming is totally made-up and not real. We are burning a barrel of oil right now and it's still fucking freezing out! Have you been outside today?
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