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A Gentle Reminder To Get Your Ass To Santa Fe Tonight, And Also Scottsdale Party Pix Of Girls Girls Girls

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See those nice young ladies? They were performing at some biker bar what we went at after we got tired of line dancing with Olds at Handlebar J's in Scottsdale, Arizona, and Miss Lisa Wines got all of one picture before a goon smashed her camera and yelled NO PITCHERS or whatever. What will happen TONIGHT, at Del Charro in Santa Fe? Well, hopefully not more of the same, because seriously, we are classier than that. Aren't we? Maybe?

This is Joe. He is a Union Thug, obviously. He does not comment here we don't think, and that is OKAY! You do not have to comment for us to buy you beer! You JUST HAVE TO LOVE US.

Who is this beautiful girl? Maybe she will identify herself, in the comments!!!

Here are some awesome nice people who are probably the only LIEBRULS in Scottsdale besides Miss Lisa Wines, and since Miss Lisa Wines has been kidnapped by us and is no longer in Scottsdale, we guess that makes them the only ones left!

And here is us, dancing with a Very Old Man. He asked if we had a boyfriend. Then he asked if we wanted one. (NO. WE WANT A MASSAGE THERAPIST, AT THE VERY MOST. Boyfriends, yuck.)

Tonight we will be hitting Santa Fe's Del Charro, 101 W. Alameda, starting at 5 p.m. As always, all Wonk parties are free, and we will buy you beer and maybe some fried food if we are feeling partic Bountiful. Be there or don't be there, we are not the boss of you.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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