A Hope Deficit

  • The ABC News debate between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama featured important questions such as why Obama does not wear the American flag, and whether his former pastor loves America enough. [New York Times]
  • Cindy McCain has Budweiser on tap in her home. She is also wealthy beyond belief. These two attributes make her the most desirable woman in America. [Wall Street Journal]
  • The faithful flock to Nationals Park to see the Nazi Pope in his stylish shoes. [Washington Post]
  • Nearly 50 people were killed in a suicide bombing at a funeral in northern Iraq. [Los Angeles Times]
  • An ailing Senator Byrd summons the strength to tell his critics to STFU. [The Hill]
  • A drought in Australia causes a rice shortage, driving up global food prices, O GOD WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE, OF THE STARVING. [New York Times]

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