A Meeting of the Mahmouds
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, left, greets Palestinian Foreign Minister, Mahmoud Zahar, right, in Tehran, Iran. Sunday, June 11, 2006. (AP Photo)
Mahmoud Z.: "This jacket feels really nice. Is it Members Only?"
Mahmoud A.: "Yeah. I got it from the West in exchange for suspending uranium enrichment. And you look great -- have you lost weight?"
Mahmoud Z.: "Ten pounds. Ever since I stopped eating Israeli babies!"