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A Number Of Sad Truths Concerning Breakfast

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  • Say goodbye to all the zeitgeist-y cover stories in your City Paper. [The Georgetown Voice]
  • Here is a nauseating list of all eggs and ice cream and coffee that famous Washington celebrities eat upon waking. [DCist]
  • Why all DCs bagels are so terrible, and a $700 billion Bagel Bailout Plan. [City Paper]
  • Ha ha, here are the photos from Roll Call's "Fabulous Fifty" Party, which are just shots of a dozen or so frustrated people yelling into cell phones and avoiding eye contact by sadly looking down into their Diet Pepsis. [Fishbowl DC]
  • Terrible fake postal terrorism struck the Dept. of Veterans' Affairs, as an envelope arrived brimming with Suspicious White Powder and intolerance. [Washington Post]
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If there is anything that right-wing men seem to love, it is paying lots and lots of money to other dudes who will tell them how to live and/or function.

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According to Rachel Campos Duffy, former reality TV personality and current Fox News personality, migrant baby jails are better than the "Projects". And she totally knows this for fact because she has a "black friend" who told her so. This totally mysterious black friend enlightened her on the horrors faced by black people in black places, which makes it perfectly okay for Trumpco to lock away those "privileged" brown babies. Also, stop being mean to her for spewing that hot garbage on the Laura Ingraham (who believes baby jails are like "Summer Camp") show, because it's not fair that you refuse to believe she has a black friend.

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