A One-Two Punch to Start Blowvember

It's Blowvember second, and we've already got two new bits of closeted gay sex! One is the principal of a Catholic school, the other is a former Daytona Beach city commissioner and mayoral candidate. We're going to break the record this month, people. No toothpaste must remain in the tuber!

schrum.jpgExhibit A: Principal Paul Schum of Kentucky

Closest Cocktober Analogue: Richard Curtis

Nasty Shit He Did:

The Kentucky man, a Catholic school principal, is facing a prostitution charge after Louisville police found him dressed like a woman and loitering in an alley Tuesday night. According to a criminal citation, a copy of which you'll find here, Schum, 50, was wearing fishnet stockings, fake breasts, and "all black leather" when officers discovered him "loitering in high drug trafficking and prostitution area." The citation notes that Schum, who heads Bethlehem High School, had "no reason for why he was in alley...dressed up in women's leather other than for prostitution." Schum, now on paid leave from his school post, is due in court on November 27 to answer a misdemeanor charge of loitering for the intent of prostitution. [from The Smoking Gun]

shallow.jpgExhibit B:Former Daytona Beach politician Mike Shallow

Closest Cocktober Analogue: Larry Craig (eh, he counts for every month)

Nasty Shit He Did:

A former Daytona Beach city commissioner and a local high school teacher arrested Thursday during a sex sting at a Volusia mall bathroom were released from the Volusia County Branch Jail today, authorities said.... Shallow and Behringer were among nine men charged with lewd and lascivious conduct and exposure of a sexual organ, both misdemeanors, police said.... Offenders coughed or sneezed, tapped their feet, sometimes under the stall beside them, or made loud zipper noises to attract attention from others interested in engaging in sexual acts, [Sgt. Jeff] Hoffman said. [from Daytona Beach News-Journal]

As for Mike Shallow, we strongly urge you to check out the photos of all nine sex offenders captured in the sting on the News-Journal's web site. If we include them all, we're sure to break the Cocktober record.

Ex-Daytona commissioner, teacher charged in sex sting [Daytona Beach News-Journal]

Nice Legs, Principal Schum [The Smoking Gun]

Both via Cliff Schechter


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