President Donald Trump is meeting with the Panamanian dude RIGHT NOW, and it looks like SOMEBODY didn't do the reading.

"It's our great honor to have President and Mrs. Varela from Panama," said the president of America. "We have many things to discuss, we're going to spend quite a bit of time today. The Panama Canal is doing quite well, I think we did a good job building it. Right?"

President Varela: "Yep. A hundred years ago. Yeah."

President Trump: "A very good job! But uh things are going well in Panama, the relationship is very strong, we are developing new things to do and uh only getting stronger and our also friendship with the president is very very good, so thank you very much and it's an honor to have you at the White House."

It's not like we know anything more about Panama than President Trump does, but at least we would have read the Cliff's Notes.

At least President Trump didn't pout like a baby.

This is the least stupid thing President Donald Trump will do this week.

[Brad Jaffy's twitter]

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