A Polaroid of Liz Playing with Obama's Bomb Dog in New Hampshire
The big Obama party's press room (imagine the orgy of a century, except you can only watch it on a big screen surrounded by 3,323,231 HuffPo reporters) has a SNIFFING DOG that has to search your bags for bombs, because Barack is more black than your average presidential candidate and will likely be assassinated by Ron Paul. Anyway, Liz stupidly threw away all her drugs and alcohol before I could say "no, THAT dog doesn't care!" My, how a moment becomes a lifetime! So we're here in this gym, and that's Liz playing with Obama's bomb-sniffing dog. Over.