A Ridiculous Amount Of Notice For You, So Cal, To Put On Your Drinkin' And Wonkin' Shoes
San Diego! Orange County! Los Angeles! Las Vegas! Maybe Utah! We are hereby giving you a dumb amount of notice that we will be buying you beers and/or grilling you tofurkey (you bring the tofurkey), NEXT WEEK AND THEREAFTER. Where specifically? Yeah, we guess we will probably tell you that the day of. If it ain't broke, STOP FUCKING WITH IT.
Salt Lake City, Utah (maybe?) like Oct. 23.
Las Vegas Oct. 25.
Los Angeles Oct. 27.
Orange County Oct. 29.
San Diego Nov. 1.
Where? I ALREADY SAID I DON'T KNOW. Also, if you would like us to park the #wonkebago in your nice, flat driveway that is more than 28 feet long, we can probably do that! We are wonderful driveway guests. We bring babies.
Our Portland party was swell and wonderful and we forgot to take pictures. (Oh hey, we are on Instagram now, we will put so many baby pictures and wonkebago windshield pictures there.) BUT! There were John, and Jim with his beautiful daughter Charlotte (our new favorite person), and famous author man Donnell Alexander and his rad girlfriend, and Carl in the Morning from XRAY with his husband, and at least like nine other people and THEY WERE GREAT and one of them was my college best friend. How many college best friends will we see in Los Angeles? ALL OF THEM, DUMMY, I AM FROM THERE. I accidentally threw up a lot, and Shy accidentally let the #wonkebago batteries run all the way down and then we were stuck in the park but I didn't care because I was asleep in the bed because #rum.
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT. Suggestions for party places (generally, a park, because Official Wonkette Baby) welcome! And we will see you there unless we see you first.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.