Looks like we have quite a few new visitors today, so the general lack of posting may not be obvious to all. Regular readers, on the other hand, are wondering what they did to deserve this break from non-stop swearing and bile spewing. Well, we've been out making this a better world to leave our sons and daughters.
If we could only remember where they are! Here's a tip, kids: Do not mix bourbon and gas huffing. And definitely don't tell a biker that he can "borrow" a daughter for awhile. The social service people hate that.
In any case, the penis jokes will resume shortly.