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President Bush's food tester is going to have a shitty Independence Day -- Vladimir Putin's coming to Kennebunkport!


The President invited Putin to the Bush compound to discuss how, exactly, we should commemorate the reignition of the arms race. This makes Putin the first world leader Bush has invited to his family's Maine estate, in addition to being the only current world leader who was clearly created by John le Carre.

Both Putin and Bush, of course, are nearing the end of their terms, and both are too busy ensuring that they'll live out their twilight years free from war crimes prosecution to focus on solving the various increasingly intractable differences between the ways each of their administrations would like to permanently fuck up the world.

While the White House communications office insists that the two aging dictators will attempt to solve crises in Iran, Kosovo, and the rest of Eastern Europe and the middle east, smarter observers know that they'll just half-heartedly try to kill one another while trading barbed threats couched in florid metaphors. Like this:

He went on to say: "Let's not talk about having immaculate, white fluffy partners on one side, and on the other a monster who has just come out of a forest with claws and corns growing instead of legs."

In a response leaked to the press, Bush said, "ah, Vlad -- you know, we aren't so different, you and I... 'tis a shame indeed that I'll have to destroy you. I think, under different circumstances, we may have even been friends. Such is life!"

Bush Reaches to Putin as Relations Continue to Slide [WP]

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FINALLY. Of course, we say "finally," because we haven't been behind the scenes in the House Judiciary and Intelligence committees to witness the negotiating and wrangling firsthand, so we don't know what it's taken to make this happen, but clear your calendars for July 17, because Bobby Mueller is goin' to Congress!

Committee chairs Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler sent the letter late yesterday, accompanied by a subpoena, for Mueller to testify at 9 a.m. Eastern on July 17, which is a Wednesday, so you will presumably not be busy with brunch. The hearings for each committee will be back to back, after which members of Mueller's staff will meet with committee staff behind closed doors.

Schiff told Rachel Maddow last night that it should not be viewed as a friendly subpoena, because as we all know, Mueller has been very reluctant to become the star of the political circus this will surely create. However, he's gonna have to suck it up, because as we all saw after what happened when Mueller addressed the nation for 10 whole minutes, there is great value in actually having Mueller breathe life into his own work, for an American audience that hasn't read his 448-page report. (And we don't blame them/you! We probably wouldn't have read it all if it wasn't our job. It would probably be on our "list," like "someday I am going to watch 'The Sopranos' start to finish finally. And then I will read the Mueller Report!")

Point is, it needs to happen on live TV, where people can gather around at work and on the train and in the Fantastic Sams while they gets their hair did, and let this highly respected public servant tell the story of how America's most hostile enemy attacked the 2016 election in order to help Donald Trump, how the Trump campaign was positively orgasmic over that reacharound, and how Trump criminally obstructed the investigation into that hostile foreign attack at every turn.

And because Robert Mueller is a patriotic American who respects the rule of law and our institutions, he will be complying with the subpoena, because of fucking course he will.

Right off the bat, we have a couple of questions:

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The House of Representatives passed a $4.5 billion emergency bill to fund detention of undocumented immigrants and asylum seekers yesterday, but the bill's demands that government meet minimal standards of humane treatment led Donald Trump to threaten a veto, because no one puts cruelty in a corner. The bill passed largely along party lines, 230-195, with four progressive Democratic first-term representatives opposing it because they believed the machinery of the New Cruelty shouldn't get a single dollar more. Trump prefers a bill already passed by the Senate, which would provide a similar level of funding $4.6 billion), but lacks the House bill's crazy radical requirements that migrants be held in less horrifying conditions than have been reported in the last week.

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