A Veritable Masterpiece Of Savvy Politicking, This Obama Star-Gazing Fete

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Barack Obama had a cosmology-themed children's gala on his lawn last night, wherein he invited 150 local middle schoolers to come over and check out his bitchin telescopes, but not in a braggy way. Buzz Aldrin and Sally Ride were there too! Obama said some Obama-y things about how kids can become scientists; NASA was tangentially involved and somehow neitherdevolved into histrionics nor launched a missile at Earth's moon, the Moon. It was, unarguably, the single most successful event to take place at the White House during our time or any other. [The Swamp]

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