A Very Special Broadcast of the 2010 Weeping Eagle Awards!
It seems like only a week ago that America gathered around its iPad or whatever and watched the 2010 Weeping Eagle Awards, which were not actually broadcast. But now the awful heat wave is mostly over and the awards have been distributed and our nation is a richer, better country. And we've got the official Wonkette Weagles world premiere video right here, and we very smartly cut this gibberish down from about three hours to a few amusing (?) minutes.
Thanks to everybody who showed up and helped out! Now let's go out and change America.