ABC's Report Of Hillary Clinton's Death Somewhat Exaggerated
Ma I'm only sleeping Joe Torres, anchor for New York's ABC7, accidentally whoopsy-oops a little bit incorrectly said Hillary Clinton died on Sunday.
"We begin with breaking news of Hillary Clinton's death," he said, and then every single video of the incident stopped after that.
You know who else did not die on Sunday?
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.