ABC's The Note Loses Top White House Fellator

The golden era of ABC News' The Note is finally over. Mark Halperin is leaving his post as chief defender of the Bush Administration ABC's "political director" so he can write more books that he'll personally beg you to buy.

Says a Wonkette operative: "So I guess it'll now be Jeff Gannon's job to blow Dan Bartlett every day."

The remaining 73 writers of The Note will muddle through somehow, so we can expect many more bewildering years of the nation's most obtuse political writing and Drudge Report slash fiction.

Halperin Goes from Political Director to Analyst at ABC [E&P]


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