Abramoff Plays Ball
Yesterday, making another appearance of his world tour of the American judicial system, Jack Abramoff softened his mafioso-chic fashions of the previous day and tilted ever so WASP-ward, fashion-wise, donning a tan baseball cap. Frankly, with the always unpleasant cap-and-suit combo and the fleshy scowl, he's a pageboy haircut away from a not-half-bad Pete Rose costume.
Still, we'll take credit for his decision to leave his gangland oeuvre behind. Jack, if you're listening, why not try a nice sombrero tomorrow?— DCEIVER