Accused Palin Hacker Indicted
Several weeks ago, a brave Computer Hacker proved to an anxious nation that at least one citizen still has an operating brain and can use it to crack difficult computer codes like "Where did you meet your spouse?" Authorities believe they have found the terrible miscreant who broke into Sarah Palin's Yahoo account, and today he was indicted by a federal grand jury. Sounds fancy!
This goon, a mop-topped economics major at the University of Tennessee named David Kernell, went to court today and pled not guilty and asked the judge if he could talk about the case with his girlfriend in South Carolina.
If John McCain and Sarah Palin are elected, Kernell will be sentenced without trial to 35 years of hard labor in the uranium mines of Guantanamo Bay, side by side with assorted Wall Street Fat Cats and Keith Olbermann.
Lawmaker's son, UT student David Kernell, indicted in Palin e-mail hacking [Memphis Commercial Appeal]