ACLU Suing Rumsfeld

The ACLU is suing Donald Rumsfeld over the abuse of prisoners at Abu Ghraib. At first, this tactic struck us as heavy handed, the equivalent of going after the CEO of Mcdonald's because you got incorrect change for your Happy Meal. Then we realized that wasn't quite the right analogy: It'd be like going after the CEO of Mcdonald's because you got incorrect change for your Happy Meal in your ass. That might make you prone to do things like sue someone who did not directly supervise the dispensing of the change but probably should have found out about the whole "we're going to give it to them in the ass" thing sooner.


Also: Why sue? How about just have him stand on his tip-toes while up to his neck in water for a few hours. What's the big deal? He already stands for eight hours a day, people!

Rights groups sue Rumsfeld in torture of war detainees [UPI/WT]

RELATED: Donald Rumsfeld: Marathon Man [Wonkette]

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