A Wonkette operative points out that despite the NFL's hard-core commitment to keeping its jerseys clean, "They’ll never be able to stop the clever gays from accessorizing our clothes however we see fit! So I played around with their sloganator and I was able to get the following phrases past their censor-bot:
POOFSTER
LIMP WRISTED
LITE LOAFERS
TOTO S MOM
VERMONT DUO
ABBA FAN
SHOWTUNES
TOM CRUISE"
The gays are awfully clever, aren't they? That's how they control the media. No, wait, that's the Jews... The gays control the White House!
NFL: No Fellatio or Lovegoo Allowed [Wonkette]
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