Administrative Announcements, Wonkette T-Shirts, Etc.
Wonkette would like to apologize for her absence. Posting over the weekend took up a lot of time and we're having to drink during the day in order catch up. Meanwhile, Holly seems to be handling things pretty ably. If that's not enough to amuse you, we invite you to take part in a Wonkette pole, er, poll. It's to help the Gawker staff decide which slogans to use for the next round of GawkSwag and they could use your help. As my hire shows, they're not good at making decisions on their own.