Ain't No Cure

* Summertime convinces President Bush that global warming is real. [NYT, USAT]

* John Boehner wants to "polish the GOP brand" just like he shines the shit out that forehead every morning. [WP]

* Band of creepy Senators asks for snuff films from torture agency. [WP, NYT, LAT]

* Blacky Obama has a wicked jump shot. Doesn't sling crack rock on back blocks. [NYT]

* The CIA impedes Valerie Plame's pursuit of "heel and handbag" money. Bitch sues. [NYT]

* Scooter Libby's lawyers argue that he's too pretty for prison. [WP, NYT, LAT]

* Keep pretending your "save Darfur" shirt affects anything at all. [WP]

* Decades of sophisticated counter-intelligence during the Cold War, and now State Department interns can issue "Russia sucks" press releases. [NYT]


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