Al Franken and Larry Craig, Together At Last!

Singing Senator!This week, Al Franken, Mike Shields, and Larry Craig were all spotted being various degrees of "Famous for DC" at various places by our spies and operatives. It is not the Biggest Ever Wonk'd, but you really only get something like that once in a lifetime. Plus, gay Larry Craig!

See someone we've heard of somewhere in or near the district? Tell us about it in an email, with the subject line "Wonk'd." Just look around! Chris Matthews is probably right over there, behind that garbage can!

  • I saw Al Franken walk around Dupont Circle last night. When people came up to him to star-fuck he would hand them a business card. He seemed to be enjoying attention.
  • Mike Shields at La Fourchette on 18th street at 2 pm (right now) eating with two other old dudes
  • Saw Larry Craig on a flight from DC to Chicago. He was irritated at the lack of a first class cabin, presumably because of stance issues.

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