Al Gore: If He's Not Running, Why Did He Shave the Beard?

gorecover.jpgAl Gore -- "not running" for president, encouraging talk that he is to get people to go see a documentary about global warming. Good work, you almost got us. Seriously, we were going to jet up to NYC for the premiere, but we thought we'd save a small patch of the ozone layer by staying home. Blasting the AC all weekend, but still. Thought that counts.

Anyway, in further reliable-but-unverified gossip, we hear Al might pull a Bob Kerrey and cockblock an entire become president of a University. We have no idea how interested he is in the position, but we do know that he's on the shortlist for presidency of Northeasern U, who need a "name" to help with fundraising woes.

Gore's one of a couple names on the list, and as we said, we don't know if he'd be inclined to accept the position. It would entail, after all, living in Boston.


How often would you like to donate?

Select an amount (USD)


©2018 by Commie Girl Industries, Inc