AL GORE IS CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING, WHICH IS A MYTH, BUT IT'S STILL HIS FAULT
Those "in the know" have been aware for some time that Al Gore invented the "global warming" myth purely to sell his stupid movie and win awards and fuck movie stars. But now one website dares to tell the real "inconvenient truth:" Al Gore didn't merely make up global warming, he is also causing it!
Their evidence? A bunch of links to global warming debunking sites that don't mention Al Gore, a link to an NPR story about his movie, and a link to this classic DRUDGE EXPOSE:
The message is serious. So serious in fact, the DRUDGE REPORT has calculated that Vice President Al Gore is burning more than 439,500 pounds of fuel, or 65,600 gallons, at a cost of more than $131,000 on his 16,000 mile daytrip, just to deliver the warning.
So there you have it, the evidence is unimpeachable: Global warming is a myth, or the result of natural ciclical weather patterns, and it's exaggerated, and the Earth is actually cooling, and also it's all Al Gore's fault, and when we're all having a leisurely canoe trip down a flooded K street strumming our ukuleles and crooning tin pan ally standards to our sweethearts as the city drowns, that will be Al Gore's fault.
PROVEN BY SCIENCE!