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Alan Keyes Declares Self Aborted Fetus Of Politics

Our favorite abortion of a politician (and ex-2008 presidential candidate), Alan Keyes, held an interview recently where he confirmed that he is, in fact, an abortion of a politician. Nay -- he is the official Dead Fetus of Politics. In his words: "Suddenly last night the Lord shared with me that, Alan, the child that you are defending in the womb...in the act of procreation, people are joyfully, ecstatically, with great pleasure in every fiber of their being, saying "yes" to the coming of that new life. They invite the child in. And then in abortion, they kill it. I kind of represent, in political terms, the abortion. You're invited in, but they kill you. You're invited in, but they kill you." So if Alan Keyes supports himself, then he supports killin' babies? What a comical genius. Video after the jump.


[YouTube, Right Wing Watch]

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