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Alaska Figures Out Why Every Election Outcome Was Horribly Confusing

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Remember how convicted criminal-senator Ted Stevens of Alaskafinagled his way into an election night lead despite every poll showing him down by 4,750%, due to those seven (7) crimes? Well the Alaska elections board has found a few hidden ballots that might change the score. But not many ballots, just THIRTY PERCENT OF THEM. You know, thirty percent, as in "one-third." Countin' starts tomorrow at high noon or some other time of the day. [ADN, Brad Blog]

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