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Alaskans Learn They've Got America's Hottest Governor

Not wearing panties, either. - WonketteFormer beauty queen and new governor Sarah Palin has thrilled the nation with her sexy ways, but Alaskans were slow to figure out what a boost the maverick Republican has given to the state, which is somewhere near Russia.


According to the Anchorage Daily News, Wonkette's bold coverage of the nation's hottest governor has brought Alaska out of a long malaise mostly caused by Ted "Series of Tubes" Stevens. But surely a serious-yet-hot governor would distance herself from our claims that she's basically Tina Fey. Right?

Others note her Tina Fey/Repressed Librarian look -- a look Palin herself has acknowledged; she once went to a costume party dressed as Fey, the former "Saturday Night Live" babe.
Wolf whistles for Palin pulling Alaska politics out of the cold [Anchorage Daily News]
Earlier: GILF Update: Gov. Sarah Palin As Miss Wasilla
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It was bound to happen. We're now watching Republican congressmen react to Donald Trump sitting in the Oval Office and saying "RUSSIA IF YOU'RE LISTENING" during an interview with George Stephanopoulos, literally inviting hostile foreign powers to attack the 2020 election for him like Russia did in 2016. And if you thought there wouldn't be at least one of them to say the quiet part loud and state for the record that crime is good if it helps Republicans win, then you haven't been paying attention to the Republican party in quite a while.

Enter GOP Rep. Chris Stewart of Utah, who sits on the House Intelligence Committee, AKA the committee whose members really should know better, even the Republicans, but unfortunately they don't because A) they're idiots and B) they've been sucking at Devin Nunes's dairy cows' teats (ALLEGEDLY) for too long:

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