Alberto Gonzales' Gay-Teen-Sex Cover-Up Shocker!
It's totally fine to torture and murder and rape everybody -- if they're Muslims! -- but some conservative fanatics think it's wrong to rape American boys. Firing those U.S. attorneys was way too boring to force Gonzo to resign, even if all those U.S. attorneys were prosecuting Republican politicians for the usual crimes of graft, bribery, corruption, hookers, doing 9/11, etc. But if you add some TEEN GAY SEX RAPE to the mix, this thing could go nuts!
We don't really know or care anything about the story beyond the headline: "Embattled AG now accused in teen sex scandal 'cover-up'; Attorney General Gonzales among officials who allegedly ignored abuse of minor boys."