Alberto Gonzales Wanted For Questioning After Burglary At Chris Dodd's Office

Some lunatic broke into Senator Chris Dodd's office in Connecticut on Saturday night and ran off with "undisclosed items." Who did it? The police report leaves little doubt:

Police spokeswoman Nancy Mulroy says the suspect is a Hispanic male between 35 and 40 years old, 5 feet 9 inches tall with short dark hair. He was last seen wearing no shirt, white low-top sneakers and black cargo-style pants.

The suspect broke into Dodd's office late Saturday, taking undisclosed items and leaving evidence at the scene.

Gonzales, who quit today in anticipation of the burglary charges, is actually in his early 50s. But a steady diet of human blood from executed Texans has kept him looking youthful.

Democrat Dodd's Office Burglarized [AP]


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