Alex Jones Thanks God For Hero CIA Hacking Hillary Clinton, Subverting American Democracy! Hooray!
Dirty foreign Barack Obama told a lie again, and it is that "Russia hacked the Hillary Clinton campaign's emails." Nope nunca nyet! Because according to Alex Jones, who is not crazy, it was not Russia who hacked Clinton campaign chair John Podesta's emails (nor, we guess, the DNC, the DCCC and several state voting sites); rather it was heroes from the US intelligence community who know Hillary Clinton is a real bad man, and took it upon themselves to save the nation!
Looks like Comey only has 'standards' when it helps out Russia and Donald Trump.
Let's go straight to the horses's ass:
The Clinton campaign has repeatedly insinuated that Russian agents were responsible for the release of the emails, but the reality is far different.
You know who else "repeatedly insinuated" Russian agents were responsible for the release of the emails? The United States government, which didn't so much "insinuate" it, but announced it full stop. But do go on!
The hackers were concerned individuals who were alarmed at Hillary Clinton’s rampant corruption and mishandling of classified material as far back as 2009, when officials with the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) became aware of violations of record keeping procedures at the Department of State under Secretary Clinton.
Concerned individuals! Alarmed at her rampant corruption and "violations of record keeping procedures"!
William Binney, NSA whistleblower and former technical head of the NSA, also told Infowars back in August that the email leaks which have negatively impacted the Democratic Party were carried out by individuals within the U.S. intelligence community who were angry at Hillary exposing classified information and sought to take revenge.
Oh, concern, but also revenge! Sounding more like it ...
Former Deputy Assistant Secretary of State Steve Pieczenik also claimed that elements within the U.S. government, including the FBI and the CIA, have “initiated a counter-coup through Julian Assange and Wikileaks in order to stop Hillary Clinton becoming president of the United States.
Oh, a counter-coup! AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
Pieczenik asserted that Assange had released “emails that we gave to him in order to undermine Hillary and Bill Clinton.”
Hey, a first-person source admitting to ... hmmm, not a lawyer, but surely some number of crimes!
And that is the end of the Infowars article.
So what have we learned today, class?
Now if they'd just send Don Lemon to explore the Bermuda Triangle...
That last part is making me think it might even be true.
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