Alex Jones: While You Were Staring At Caitlyn Jenner's Funbags, Obama Grabbed Your Guns
Jones says that Obama is trying to "restrict the Second Amendment," which "could cause a civil war," but you, stupid US Americans, this is what you're doing:
"It's just force-feeding weirdness, and when I've studied history ... these people say, oh you just are a bigot. No, I personally don't care what somebody does on their own time. It's just that i don't like being forcefed constantly this weird, one agenda. The obsession ... with trannies and transvestites, just constantly forcefeeding it, shoving it down my throat, pun intended, as if it's the only thing in the universe ... what's behind the agenda?
IS BARACK OBAMA PAYING CAITLYN JENNER OFF? Jones notes that he meant to come back from commercial and talk about other things, but that he went off on a rant, apparently because Caitlyn Jenner, and all the other "trannies and transvestites" are being "shoved down his throat, pun intended." And when you get transgender people stuck in your throat, you have to hack that shit out before moving on to the next radio segment.
Jones ends the segment by bemoaning the fact that nobody in America cares about Real Stuff anymore, it's just all "the police are evil, and the coolest thing is to be a tranny." Yep, that's how we'd describe America, if we were fucking insane. Oh, and also, something about how this moment in history will be remembered poorly because we were so obsessed with the transgenders we forgot to explore space, WHAT THE FUCK IS HE EVER TALKING ABOUT?