Speaking of aliens that Kerry has not had sex with, Drudge just went all Drudge with the screamer, "SEPARATE HOTEL ROOMS AFTER SHOUTING MATCH." So did John and Teresa have an argument in Flagstaff and then retire to their respective corners for the evening? Campaign sources say that the two just wanted to stock up on those little soaps. We prefer to believe Drudge's story if only, again, to avoid picturing John Kerry having sex.
SEPARATE HOTEL ROOMS AFTER SHOUTING MATCH [DRUDGE REPORT]
John Kerry, Alien Sex Fiend [Wonkette]