Alison Lundergan Grimes Calls Mitch McConnell A Useless Douche To Mitch McConnell's Face


Got 15 minutes handy? OH YES YOU DO. Because here is United States Senate candidate for Kentucky Alison Lundergan Grimes, at some sort of Real Murican smalltown Heartland hoedown Lottery, yelling at Mitch McConnell that he is a useless old fucktard, TO HIS FACE. And it's on split screen, so you can see his face as her stiletto heel grinds down. Oh man. It is no Trump's face while Bamz laughed in it, in person. Rather than snitty anger, he looks totally befuddled. And it is marvelous.

But back to Alison Lundergan Grimes. So pretty! And those cadences. Do you hear an echo of the sainted Ann Richards too?

Then McConnell comes on and makes jokes about the president golfing. Probably teleprompterz too, who can listen that long.

Send some money, fuckers. You know you want a hot bitch in the Senate.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

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