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All Michigan Republicans Now Hate McCain

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I'm Gerald Ford, and you're not.John McCain used to be famous and handsome, when he was a lot younger, and many "moderates" enjoyed his personality and funny jokes about gorillas raping ladies. Now, however, he is a repulsive old cretin spouting utterly phony wingnut bullshit that he can't even be bothered to pretend to believe -- after all, he believes in nothing but the counsel of lobbyists, his right to massive wealth and his elite military bloodlines. This is why every Republican leader in Michigan -- including the dead moderate ghost of Gerald Ford -- has gone public with their deep hatred of John McCain, the horrible old fraud.


The Grand Rapids Press reports today:

"He is not the McCain I endorsed," said former Republican Governor William Milliken, reached at his Traverse City home Thursday. "He keeps saying, 'Who is Barack Obama?' I would ask the question, 'Who is John McCain?' because his campaign has become rather disappointing to me."

Other famous area Republicans who now loathe McCain include Phil Arthurhultz, a former Republican state senator, Bob Eleveld, "a former Kent County Republican chairman who led McCain's West Michigan campaign in 2000," and former U.S. Senator Lincoln Chafee, who is from Rhode Island, but is wandering around Michigan bitching about what a sellout McCain has become.

Former governor Milliken backs away from McCain [M Live]

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