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All of Don Imus' Problems Solved

Do it for Don - WonketteThanks, as always, to porn. A press release headlined "'Nappy Headed Ho's' Movie May Fund Imus Retirement" found its way to our inbox today. It's a heartwarming offer from some California porn producers to give $1 from each DVD sold of an upcoming release to Don Imus.


Nappy Headed Ho's stars girls with closely twisted or curled hair (the dictionary definition of "nappy"), who have sex for money (the dictionary definition of "ho").

That's the kind of truth in advertising we just can't get from the rest of the so-called mainstream media.

If Imus refuses to accept the money, the good people at Kick Ass Pictures have decided to donate it to the United Negro College Fund.

Full release after the jump.

For Immediate Release:

May 8, 2007

"Nappy Headed Ho's" Movie May Fund Imus Retirement

$1 From Each DVD to be Donated to Imus

Glendale, CA - Adult video company Kick Ass Pictures today announced that it is releasing a movie called Nappy Headed Ho's, and that $1 from each DVD sold will be donated to a retirement fund for radio personality Don Imus. Pre-sales and more information about the movie can be found at web site nappydvd.com.

"We see this as a free speech issue," stated Kick Ass president Mark Kulkis. "As an adult media company, we're especially defensive of free speech. Don Imus is a loudmouth and perhaps a bigot. However, CBS Radio was hypocritical in hiring Imus to be blunt and outspoken, then firing him for the same reason. Fellow broadcast personalities Ann Coulter and Pat Robertson spew anti-gay slurs, yet they are not fired by their networks."

On April 12, syndicated radio personality Don Imus was fired by CBS Radio for calling the Rutgers University women's basketball team "nappy headed ho's." The incident gained worldwide publicity and is still ongoing. Just last week, it was reported that Imus is suing CBS Radio for money owed on his contract.

"If Imus doesn't prevail, then there's a good chance he'll need some help with his retirement fund," said Kulkis. "If he doesn't choose to accept the money we collect, then we'll donate it to the United Negro College Fund."

Nappy Headed Ho's stars girls with closely twisted or curled hair (the dictionary definition of "nappy"), who have sex for money (the dictionary definition of "ho").

Kick Ass Pictures is headquartered in Glendale, California and is the only porn company in the world to guarantee all natural breasts in all of its movies.

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