All Right, Now Explain Chertoff

Good to know that Pravda's continuing its traditon of journalistic excellence hilarity:


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That about sums it up, doesn't it?

Update: All right, all right, so it's a month-old article, and one that Wonkette's previous incarnation already covered. A bunch of journalists got us drunk last night*, ok? You try waking up in a rented tux next to a half-nude Ben Bradlee with no idea how you ended up in Arlington and $30 worth of singles stuck in your cummerbund and then writing cutting, irreverent commentary on the foibles of beltway life. This gig ain't all wine and Supreme Court-sanctioned sexual positions, you know.

*Pictures TK!

Condoleezza Rice's anti-Russian Stance Based on Sexual Problems [Pravda]

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