We areclosing the WonketteMart store, and closing out all the wonderful T-Shirts. WHY PAY $18.99 when you can pay only EIGHT-ninety-nine? Everything must go! Order now! WonketteMart is shutting down! Blame Obama! Blame the Snow!

(We will be back with a new store later this year, with new things, maybe! But these famous Wonkette Shirts will never be available again, not even in Jesus Heaven!) [WonketteMart]