We areclosingthe WonketteMart store, and closing out all the wonderful T-Shirts. WHY PAY $18.99 when you can pay only EIGHT-ninety-nine? Everything must go! Order now! WonketteMart is shutting down! Blame Obama! Blame the Snow!
(We will be back with a new store later this year, with new things, maybe!But these famous Wonkette Shirts will never be available again,not even in Jesus Heaven!) [ WonketteMart ]
ALL SHIRTS MUST GO! WonketteMart Sexytime Close-Out Sale! Everything $8.99
Is this just a message to Mercede Johnston? &#039;Cause you&#039;re too late, she already took off her shirt for <strike>art</strike> Playboy.
Throw in some corn syrup and you got yourself a deal.