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Allen West Will Be Haunted By The Horror Of The Coca-Cola Superbowl Ad For The Rest Of His Life

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Did you watch Super Sportsball Spectacular yesterday? Were you rooting for the Broncos? If so, you are probably not reading this because you committed ritual suicide after that game. Those of you who remain are still watching wingnut heads explode over the goddamn gall of Coca-Cola to have a commercial that had many different languages.

If you are a normal person, you watched the Coke thing and thought one of two things: (1) why is this advertisement on my teevee interrupting the Seattle Seahawks' complete evisceration of the Denver Broncos, or (2) hey, nice job Coke on getting all multi-culti up in here and also too including some homosexual type people that were actually a big old gay family, which is apparently a first for a Superbowl ad and also we are all tearing up a little bit because the ad was really sweet.

If you are not a normal person, of course, the fact that Coke showed some brown people and some funny-talking not-'Merican language and teh gheys brought out your stone cold retrograde racist feels.

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