America Is Finished: Newt Will Not Run For President
The man known around the world as "America's Diplomat" will not run for president after all, maybe, because he said so on teevee Sunday morning. Known for divorcing his wives while they were in the hospital with the cancer and screwing potential new wives while leading House efforts to get Bill Clinton impeached for getting a blow job, Republican Revolutionary Newt Gingrich now says stupid laws are preventing him from illegally raising the necessary millions to not get the nomination.
Proving he's still the same vain, hateful prick as ever, Gingrich won't endorse any other Republican and keeps telling everybody that Hillary's going to win.
Gingrich Will Not Seek Presidency [BBC]