America Still Wants to Fuck Bill
Playboy polled its readers as to which of two potential first ladies is sexier. And apparently it's Bill Clinton over Ann "Mitt's First and Only Wife" Romney. Because Playboy "readers" are all finally coming to grips with their homoerotic impulses, or something. Also because Ann looks like a middle-aged woman whose had like 500 identical sons, and Bill looks like an old horn-dog. They really shoulda done this with the trophy wives, though. We'd have our own "Mrs. Fred Thompson vs Mrs. Hottie Kucinich" poll but we have to live with ourselves.
Battle of the Sexiest [Playboy]