Even after repeated viewings, we still like America, We Stand As One. It's powerful. It's compassionate. It's a stirring tribute to our nation's fortitude in the face of adversity. On the other hand, it kind of makes us look like pussies. Messianic patriot Dennis Madalone bears a resemblance to David Koresh, especially when he's leading his child army over sand dunes as they prepare to destroy Iraq, but where's the firepower? Instead of F-16s, he's got Tinkerbell angels swirling around his head. Luckily, a new mash-up fixes the problem. It depicts an America that stands as one...because after we get finished blasting the world's evildoers into democracy-loving rainbows, there won't be any other countries left. Fuck yeah!
IMPORTANT EDITORIAL NOTE: DENNIS MADALONE, CREATOR OF "AMERICA, WE STAND AS ONE," PLAYED NO PART IN CREATING THE FUCK YEAH! MASH-UP. NOR DID WONKETTE.COM.
— GREG BEATO