American Apparel Invites You To Wear This Menstruating Vagina On Your Chest


shed uterine lining not includedThere are so many things to say about American Apparel's menstruating-vagina tee. For instance! We can all laugh at our friend Doktor Zoom for not knowing what the "squigglies" on the labia and perineum were. (They are parameciums, Dok, obviously.)

We can have a fine debate on whether American Apparel's excellent labor and immigration stances -- they produce their garments in Los Angeles, at the world's highest apparel salary of $12 to $14 per hour, regardless of immigration status -- outweighs Dov Charney's alleged behavior with female employees (most of the sexual harrassment lawsuits were eventually thrown out). (If Charney had been guilty of supergrossness and harassment, our answer would have been a Millsian Utilitarian approach and say the benefit of thousands of happy, well-paid workers outweighs the pain and suffering of the few. AND YES, WE KNOW, UTILITARIANISM LEADS TO HITLER.)

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